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"Sometimes when I'm looking at the moon, I imagine that you're looking at the moon and we're both together."
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>> No. 407
"I just farted and it tastes like a potato pancake."
>> No. 408
"Dude, I think that'd be so cool if a baby had a 10-inch black penis."
>> No. 431
"I wonder what it would be like to be a level 2 Karl."

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"He sits on my hand and I can feel his butthole pucker."
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>> No. 331
"I got the hot snakes and I drank too many dranks"
>> No. 380
Do you ever think the pope misspeaks and calls himself "The Poop?" I'm-a tha' POOP-AH!
>> No. 429
"I'm experiencing the 'open' part of 'open sandbox' right now."

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"If this were a book, I'd read it!"
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>> No. 423
"How many stinky Indians do you think work at Google?"
>> No. 425
"Do you guys think it's funny that I can speak 12 languages but all I can say in them is 'I'm Cumming'?"
>> No. 428
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"If [my wife] were ever to talk into the room and this was image on my screen I would panic and switch to porn."

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She's 16 and a half. That's like literally 21!
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>> No. 409
"Everything is Hitler"
>> No. 417
"Trump will be out of office and Kanye West will be in and that Lupin will STILL be in school"
>> No. 427
"I got my dick sucked during the matinee showing of Grown Ups 2."

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"Good Friday is the day Jesus got no-scoped."
>> No. 424
*Talking about skateboard bearings*

"I was more of a 'See ya later' boy."

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Alextide Quotes
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>> No. 410
"Where's Masta Ace? Isn't he the guy who buys everyone video games?"
>> No. 421
alextide32: we wold be fighting the boughuargutie
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This is the official Maz Quotes thread
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>> No. 377
"You see Jeb's wife? She looks like a thing you'd kill in D&D. She's got a tiny little hitbox dude, she's mischievous and gross."
>> No. 398
"I'm just taking it easy, dude. I'm not trying to go all '1488' in chat."
>> No. 416
"She is 1 DLC away from being half-off."

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"I'm one of their people now. The secret password was hootenanny."
>> No. 335
"If you wear a hood and you're black you're pretty much asking for it, aren't you?"
>> No. 353
"It was like House Lannister, House Tyrell, and Asian Hodor."
>> No. 355
"It was like Mystery Africa Theater 3000"

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"I'm having a thread? Why would I have a thread?"
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>> No. 332
"Luke all slathered up in honey like a sloth... so good"
>> No. 341
"Why does that chick have so many dicks in her face??"
>> No. 342
"Hey Karl. Your wife is pregnant and I have a lighter."

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"My phone got robbed by niggers on Halloween."

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