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This is the official Maz Quotes thread
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>> No. 377
"You see Jeb's wife? She looks like a thing you'd kill in D&D. She's got a tiny little hitbox dude, she's mischievous and gross."
>> No. 398
"I'm just taking it easy, dude. I'm not trying to go all '1488' in chat."
>> No. 416
"She is 1 DLC away from being half-off."

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"Maybe if Chuck got The Witness he wouldn't be in the shit he's in now."

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Quotes go here
>> No. 359
"Well then shut up then."
>> No. 372
*beep boop*

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"I'm one of their people now. The secret password was hootenanny."
>> No. 335
"If you wear a hood and you're black you're pretty much asking for it, aren't you?"
>> No. 353
"It was like House Lannister, House Tyrell, and Asian Hodor."
>> No. 355
"It was like Mystery Africa Theater 3000"

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"I'm having a thread? Why would I have a thread?"
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>> No. 332
"Luke all slathered up in honey like a sloth... so good"
>> No. 341
"Why does that chick have so many dicks in her face??"
>> No. 342
"Hey Karl. Your wife is pregnant and I have a lighter."

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"Maybe he has like, a girl butt."
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>> No. 300
"and I found this out while I was on pot rice krispy treats at a toro y moi concert ... it was a very high dosage too"
>> No. 317
"All I ever did as a teen was get sad about lesbians on the internet."
>> No. 318
"the release will bees when I release"

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"My phone got robbed by niggers on Halloween."

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"...and that's about all I can take, and I'm pulling out right now."
>> No. 173
"I shit you not! That deer was racing against a Pontiac Fiero!"
>> No. 313
I said no such quotes.

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"When I was 16 I had a ferret named Jethro..."
>> No. 292
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"Ya, I got a swastika tattoo."
>> No. 301
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"Yeah, we fucked."

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"I watched eight hours of Shark week on fucking shrooms man"
>> No. 275
>> No. 276
"I asked my girlfriend if she would rat on me if I killed her step-dad. She said yes. I called her a cunt."

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