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309 No. 309 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
She's 16 and a half. That's like literally 21!
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>> No. 409
"Everything is Hitler"
>> No. 417
"Trump will be out of office and Kanye West will be in and that Lupin will STILL be in school"
>> No. 427
"I got my dick sucked during the matinee showing of Grown Ups 2."


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"You should build a motorcycle, then kill yourself on it."
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>> No. 308
"I'm weird about fluid."
>> No. 339
"I don't have a fucking IV drip. I'm not mainlining fucking Mumble."
>> No. 426
"I hate liberals a lot more than I love freedom."


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"If this were a book, I'd read it!"
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>> No. 418
Reno: "Wait, Alucard isn't a police officer?!"

Helm: "That's like pinning a badge on an Apple II!"
>> No. 423
"How many stinky Indians do you think work at Google?"
>> No. 425
"Do you guys think it's funny that I can speak 12 languages but all I can say in them is 'I'm Cumming'?"


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"Good Friday is the day Jesus got no-scoped."
>> No. 424
*Talking about skateboard bearings*

"I was more of a 'See ya later' boy."


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69 No. 69 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Alextide Quotes
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>> No. 410
"Where's Masta Ace? Isn't he the guy who buys everyone video games?"
>> No. 421
alextide32: we wold be fighting the boughuargutie
>> No. 422
"I WANT YOU TO SHOVE YOUR BADGE UP MY ASS"


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"Heeooooaaaheeeuuugghhheaaaahhaagghh!"
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>> No. 395
"I want a president I can fuck"
>> No. 396
"I want to fuck the president"
>> No. 419
"Feel free to ~DaveKap that on the Quotes board. That's usually how I sign my emails at work, either ~Dave or ~DaveKap."


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This is the official Maz Quotes thread
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>> No. 377
"You see Jeb's wife? She looks like a thing you'd kill in D&D. She's got a tiny little hitbox dude, she's mischievous and gross."
>> No. 398
"I'm just taking it easy, dude. I'm not trying to go all '1488' in chat."
>> No. 416
"She is 1 DLC away from being half-off."


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"Fuck my grandchildren."
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>> No. 403
"I can't wait for augmented reality peripherals. Then I can grab my dick and fly!"
>> No. 414
"I like balls better!"
>> No. 415
"I don't even know what channel cable's on."


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"Sometimes when I'm looking at the moon, I imagine that you're looking at the moon and we're both together."
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>> No. 406
*Whispers*
"I'm trying to fuck your grandma"
*Loudly*
"It was too dry down there and all we had was Vick's VapoRub."
>> No. 407
"I just farted and it tastes like a potato pancake."
>> No. 408
"Dude, I think that'd be so cool if a baby had a 10-inch black penis."


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"I think I'd be a pretty sweet fat person...I just...I dunno."
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>> No. 387
"What did you just say?"
>> No. 399
"I'm a pretty good judge of character."
>> No. 401
"YOU'RE A CUCK. YOU'RE STUCK IN A DEAD END JOB AND BALDING" -when told how much his life sucks


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