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This is what happens when I cook.

I picked the easiest looking spaghetti recipe out of the Rachael Ray cookbook I got for Christmas. It's supposed to take less than 30 minutes, so it took me an hour and then another 2 hours to clean up my own mess. In that time I learned that Rachael is an imposturous bitch who uses ambiguous non-culinary phrases like "let it hang out" and "while the pasta works".

I can't get the smell of burnt garlic out of the kitchen and for all I know I've probably given myself food poisoning from a meatless dish. I only got spattered by oil once, but after everything was done I fucking separated a fingernail trying to dismantle the spaghetti box to recycle.

If I weren't mere seconds away from burgers and pizza, this whole ordeal would be enough to make me turn to a raw food diet. FUCK COOKING.

brb crossposting to /ck/
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nice kitchen

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What... the hell?


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True Texas breakfast tacos...

Pictured left to right:
Potato and Egg, Bacon and Egg, Bean and Cheese.

Decided against the Tomatillo sauce.. Went with the traditional red, spicy salsa.

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Chicken sammach and waffle fries

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BEHOLD! The most pretentious cereal you'll ever see in North America!

Because it's actually British!
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LIE #1: dust
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LIE #2: scissors

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Oh hey actual chinese food thats not panda express
>> No. 113
made from real chinamen!

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Pizza Garden supreme deluxe something or other + bbq wings

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ITT awesome potato chip flavours

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If you see this at the grocery store fucking buy it. It is amazing!
>> No. 110
this was the last ice cream i bought, excellent. we ate it down in one.

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