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10024 No. 10024 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
The day is January 1st 2014. After crushing Obama on election day, Romney got straight to work cleaning up the mess created by the previous administration. The years of class warfare were finally over, and the rich were once again respected for their hard work and job creation. Catholic schools were no longer forced to provide free abortions.. the war on religion waged by the left was no more.

Obamacare was repealed, and a new American golden age was upon us. The free market drove medical prices so low that every person in America had coverage. People once again understood the necessity of personal responsibility, nobody reached into the pockets of others to feed themselves. Thanks to a hardline policy on China, jobs were no longer outsourced to foreign sweatshops. You own a small business, that you built yourself, with your own sweat, blood and tears. Because there is no longer a minimum wage, small businesses across the country can now afford to employ the more unfortunate members of society and teach them on the job, and as a result unemployment plummets to 1%. As you get in your flying car and get ready for another day at work, you stop and thank god that you were born in the greatest country on the face of this earth. Suddenly, tears begin to stream down your face.. all you can think about is the man that made all of this possible, the man who turned these dreams into reality. Your sadness slowly turns to joy and you begin to clap. You mumble a few heartfelt words as your car lifts off the newly paved streets..

"Thank you, Mitt Romney."
>> No. 10025
Why are the streets newly paved if the cars fly?

Also, who paid to pave them?
>> No. 10026
Thank you, Paula Deen


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9992 No. 9992 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
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>>10019
>>10009
kooby
some new feels to add to my feel collection
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>>10022


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10000 No. 10000 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
ace in hs
>> No. 10005
>>10004
>TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
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10020
Close enough.


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>> No. 9982
awwww
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let's play a game. I call it where's walt.
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9993 No. 9993 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
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10015
dat burial
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dat Endtroducing
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10017
Dose Tech 1200s


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9983 No. 9983 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
So Dia De Los Muertos is coming up...
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>> No. 9991
>>9990
>not posting the superior version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY
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>>9991
>not having all your Halloween music in glorious .flac
>> No. 10008
>>9991
>not posting the superior version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBIHRbhKfCw


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9791 No. 9791 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Breaking Bad general
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>> No. 9977
Hopefully Karl doesn't see this before catching up on the show!


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9968 No. 9968 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Check out my truck. Can you buy me a confederate flag bumper sticker?
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internet detective
>> No. 9972
>>9970
Holy shit! So we now have photographic proof that Luke does in face actually exist!
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9974
>tfw you will never know what Luke looks like


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9971 No. 9971 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
lets hide out in this thread, don't let DAVE know!


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9964 No. 9964 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
for luke's eyes only
>> No. 9965
Today is the day I learn how to hide a thread.
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9966
WHAT A TASTY FURBURGER!
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9967
for dave


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