Time Travel's a bitch, and YOU are making me fucking horny.

>>	Helmholz 10/12/28(Tue)21:04 No. 8130 is that jim?

>>	Dasyati!!SwAJMzBJWy 11/01/02(Sun)10:58 No. 8179 File 129399473153.jpg - (51.56KB , 500x375 , nothisisobviousjoke.jpg ) >>8130

what what

>>	Adjacent Bear 10/12/26(Sun)19:00 No. 8126 File 129341881093.jpg - (238.73KB , 640x1980 , dawg.jpg )

>>	Masta Ace 10/12/30(Thu)11:12 No. 8136 File 129373635279.jpg - (126.05KB , 561x370 , the_more_you_know2.jpg ) Actually dogs can see the color green. It's the only color that stands out to them.

>>	Helmholz 10/12/30(Thu)22:31 No. 8139 >>8136 thanks for ruining my immersion, matthew.

They call me....El Ulfeldre

Hi, my name is Garcia. How may I help you?
912317512: Hi Garcia, I'm unable to stay connected to any Battlefield Bad Company 2: Vietnam game for longer than two minutes. This wasn't a problem when I first bought the game and I haven't made any changes since.
912317512: I'm able to login, connect to a server, and play for up to two minutes before being disconnected. The error says that I've lost connection to EA servers. I can then login again and reconnect, and am disconnected approximately two minutes afterward.
Garcia: Alright
Garcia: Please confirm me the console you are using to play the game ?
912317512: When I first bought and installed BFBC2:Vietnam on steam, I was able to play uninterrupted. This has only just started happening.
912317512: PC.
Garcia: ok
912317512: I've checked cache integrity and reinstalled the game, I still receive the same problem.
Garcia: I will suggest you to disable your firewall and anti virus and then try to play the game.
912317512: I've already tried that.
Garcia: ok
Garcia: I would request you to please run a trace for us to review.
<big step-by step instruction of how to download and install a program that detects dropped packets>
912317512: okay.
Garcia: Are we still connected ?
912317512: yes
912317512: im completing the second trace
Garcia: In the meanwhile send me the first file so that I can review.
912317512: both are done
Garcia: Let me check them
912317512: ok.
Garcia: I have reviewed these files and found that there is some issue with the ping rates.Generally it should be less than 200 ms all the time.But some of the times they are more than 200 ms as 261 ms or 272 ms.
Garcia: I will suggest you to contact your ISP about this and show them these results as a proof and ask to solve the issue from their end.
912317512: you're kidding, right?
Garcia: Nope
912317512: a 60 ms difference isnt going to disconnect me from EA servers
Garcia: Some of the times it can cause some issue and it should always be less than 200 ms.
912317512: the problem doesn't carry over into other programs that require a persistent con

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Garcia 10/12/29(Wed)00:45 No. 8132 File 12936123023.jpg - (43.53KB , 224x270 , bippity.jpg ) I work at EA Support My name Garcia I talk to crazy american man He doesnt know how to fix connection problem I dont make enough breads to care about his stupid american problems He call me useless and leave >MFW

Manuary has begun prematurely.
Prepare yourselves, men.

don't be deceived by the legendary ganondorf triforce arm piece like i was, its just kwanza...

this is your mind on drugs

>>	DaveKap 10/12/23(Thu)00:13 No. 8109 Don T Carexote

>>	Adjacent Bear 10/12/23(Thu)21:03 No. 8115 File 129316702652.jpg - (33.39KB , 500x374 , 1293143411895.jpg ) >>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108>>8108

Hey guys I'm on the road today and don't want to miss any steam deals anything I should buy before it's over at noon?

>>	Adjacent Bear 10/12/23(Thu)20:59 No. 8113 File 129316679798.jpg - (96.03KB , 362x263 , 1293160826458.jpg ) >>8107

Saw this on MastaAce's page..

>>	Bill Grimes 10/11/16(Tue)23:39 No. 7853 File 128997955071.jpg - (43.77KB , 512x720 , grimes02.jpg ) butkuserfly kisses, matthew.

>>	rckbikes!lhMxEtfOQY 10/11/17(Wed)16:55 No. 7858 BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>	Adjacent Bear 10/11/21(Sun)12:59 No. 7873 File 129037317367.jpg - (142.01KB , 512x720 , derp.jpg ) GILL BRIMES

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Adjacent Bear 10/12/23(Thu)19:30 No. 8112 File 129316142375.jpg - (122.00KB , 521x426 , 1292642790204.jpg ) >be 18 >living at home still, unemployed >mom lost her job a week before thanksgiving >we are behind on rent >utility bills starting to stack up >mom tells me Christmas won't come this year >put up a tree anyway, just for good spirit >two days before Christmas >mom pulls a surprise present from the closet >open it >mfw its a bear

Let's do it.