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No. 9506
>The Steambox will launch with a Zelda, Metroid, Deus Ex, Witcher, Banjo Kazooie, Souls and more titles
>The assembled journalists are cheering, unable to contain themselves
>Gabe smiles and says: "By the way, there's one more thing..."
>3 appears on the screen
>"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman..."
>HL3 announced as launch title (also available for PC, like all their games)
>The assembled journalists are crying
>The world is crying
>Parties are thrown in streets spontaneously
>The Golden Era of gaming is upon us
>The Steambox sells a billion copies and brings back consumer confidence into the quality of gaming
>Carl Sagan is brought back to life and elected President of Earth
>Religion and conservatism disappears from the face of the Earth peacefully, as people are enlightened
>The private space industry takes off, and we establish many O'Neill style colonies in space, on the moon, we begin terraforming Mars.
>Humanity is united under one federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of opportunity and political enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war.
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