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11133 No. 11133 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
u wot m8
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>she eyes you from across the table, delicately brushing her fingertips against the back of your hand
>"You must be hungry," she says, licking a bit of hot sauce off the corner of her plump lips
>"S-starving," you tremble, your innards having been denied a fresh meal for days
>"I'm almost done, you can eat soon" she croons, devouring another six chicken wings with mango habanero sauce
>your stomach growls and she giggles, teasing you with a mound of meatless chicken bones sitting on a plate in front of the two of you
>she at least lets you take a few sips of water before making you pay the bill and drive her home
>you're driving home as you feel the air in the car start to stifle you a bit
>her small, heated farts are a warning sign of big things to come, but you smile and choke back the eye-stinging smell until you get home
>her gas smells exactly like you thought it would; like a serious breakfast after a night of binge Larry Csonkaing, scrambled eggs with the cheeriness of tooting beer farts but also with the delicate balance of rotting animal carcasses
>you let her out of the passenger side and walk her up to the front steps where she announces that it's time for you to get ready for your supper
>go into her dining room to see that the table has been replaced by a single chair with no bottom and a funnel strapped to it
>your eyes give fleeting glances towards any inanimate object you might see, hoping that it will call for help for you
>you start to sweat, you can hear her coming down the stairs after "freshening up"
>your neck snaps, your head twists, and your eyes dart to steal a gaze of your tanned muscle goddess
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>...starving" she teases mercilessly, putting the funnel into your mouth and clamping your nose shut with one of those chip bag savers
>you nod your head
>"Can I start your table off with something to Larry Csonka?" she sits down above you and you feel a drop of moisture hitting your lips before she unleashes the floodgates
>your tan muscle goddess has bestowed liter upon liter of golden nectar unto your lucky self
>you guzzle her fluids down, you can't get enough
>you swish her urine around your teeth before gargling and swallowing, her pheromones radiating from your face
>"And what would you like to eat?" she giggles again
>"T-the soup du j-jour" you tremble with excitement
>"Good thing I just made a fresh batch"
>you continue to mouthbreathe until you taste rancid air, her farts are gaining momentum for the big event
>a small pebble falls into your mouth, like a sickly sweet brown M&M
>you press it against the roof of your mouth, letting it pop like a cherry before swallowing the juices
>another few nuggets, some containing undigested sweet corn kernels
>"Hot soup coming through" she yells without warning, evacuating her bowels into the funnel
>you feel a little bit of panic as a slurry of scrambled eggs and mango habanero sauce brown gold flows over your lips and tongue, knowing that you have to eat all of her waste before you can breathe
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11110 No. 11110 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Just got these babies in the mail today.
Finally can upgrade from Windows ME.
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WELCOME TO SIX MONTHS AGO
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http://youtu.be/W_IzYUJANfk Does this hit close to home?


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11078 No. 11078 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Why haven't you invested in dogecoin yet?

http://dogecoin.com/
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http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/26/5244604/millions-of-dogecoin-stolen-in-christmas-hack

such humbug
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3oiThw2RxE


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Merry Chuckmas
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NEVAR 4GET
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Twas the night before Chuckmas, when all through the server
Not a creature was stirring, not even the perverts.
The images were posted on the board with such care
In hopes that St Chuck soon would be there.

The users were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of steam sales danced in their heads.
Sheng in her 'kerchief, and Karl in his hat,
Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the desk there arose such a clatter,
Karl sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the den he flew like a flash,
Tore open the his bathrobe and replaced his hat

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ITT we are wizards
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