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11162 No. 11162 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
resident tide i think this is a sign
>> No. 11163
I'd take her out to McDonalds for some burgers and fries
>> No. 11164
Looks like a trap.

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8536 No. 8536 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
I think I reached a new level of drunk last night. That bottle was half full before I started Larry Csonkaing. 94 proof rum...
Needless to say I have a hangover from hell this morning and apparently I managed to piss off a few people including osufan and a few people on IRC.
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>> No. 11153
way to bump a 3 year old thread
>> No. 11154
Amazing how little has changed.
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11141 No. 11141 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
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11127 No. 11127 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
ITT: Wars not seen in Video Games that often that you'd like to see in a game

I'd love to see a Red Orchestra 2 mod set in one of the many African wars in the 80's/90's

>Congo Wars
>Elite classes get access to weapons from the 1980's/90's
>Everyone else gets shit from the 40's-60's
>Generals call in strikes using Nokias
>Technicals replace tanks
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>> No. 11138
Except the first post, which is just Masta Ace trying to make friends.
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>> No. 11140
probably best that you don't image search that word

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11133 No. 11133 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
u wot m8
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11131 No. 11131 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
>she eyes you from across the table, delicately brushing her fingertips against the back of your hand
>"You must be hungry," she says, licking a bit of hot sauce off the corner of her plump lips
>"S-starving," you tremble, your innards having been denied a fresh meal for days
>"I'm almost done, you can eat soon" she croons, devouring another six chicken wings with mango habanero sauce
>your stomach growls and she giggles, teasing you with a mound of meatless chicken bones sitting on a plate in front of the two of you
>she at least lets you take a few sips of water before making you pay the bill and drive her home
>you're driving home as you feel the air in the car start to stifle you a bit
>her small, heated farts are a warning sign of big things to come, but you smile and choke back the eye-stinging smell until you get home
>her gas smells exactly like you thought it would; like a serious breakfast after a night of binge Larry Csonkaing, scrambled eggs with the cheeriness of tooting beer farts but also with the delicate balance of rotting animal carcasses
>you let her out of the passenger side and walk her up to the front steps where she announces that it's time for you to get ready for your supper
>go into her dining room to see that the table has been replaced by a single chair with no bottom and a funnel strapped to it
>your eyes give fleeting glances towards any inanimate object you might see, hoping that it will call for help for you
>you start to sweat, you can hear her coming down the stairs after "freshening up"
>your neck snaps, your head twists, and your eyes dart to steal a gaze of your tanned muscle goddess
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>...starving" she teases mercilessly, putting the funnel into your mouth and clamping your nose shut with one of those chip bag savers
>you nod your head
>"Can I start your table off with something to Larry Csonka?" she sits down above you and you feel a drop of moisture hitting your lips before she unleashes the floodgates
>your tan muscle goddess has bestowed liter upon liter of golden nectar unto your lucky self
>you guzzle her fluids down, you can't get enough
>you swish her urine around your teeth before gargling and swallowing, her pheromones radiating from your face
>"And what would you like to eat?" she giggles again
>"T-the soup du j-jour" you tremble with excitement
>"Good thing I just made a fresh batch"
>you continue to mouthbreathe until you taste rancid air, her farts are gaining momentum for the big event
>a small pebble falls into your mouth, like a sickly sweet brown M&M
>you press it against the roof of your mouth, letting it pop like a cherry before swallowing the juices
>another few nuggets, some containing undigested sweet corn kernels
>"Hot soup coming through" she yells without warning, evacuating her bowels into the funnel
>you feel a little bit of panic as a slurry of scrambled eggs and mango habanero sauce brown gold flows over your lips and tongue, knowing that you have to eat all of her waste before you can breathe
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11110 No. 11110 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Just got these babies in the mail today.
Finally can upgrade from Windows ME.
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11125 No. 11125 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
http://youtu.be/W_IzYUJANfk Does this hit close to home?

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11121 No. 11121 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
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11078 No. 11078 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Why haven't you invested in dogecoin yet?

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such humbug
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